Saturday, April 30, 2005

Nasal hair, I'm not a camel, I don't live in the desert, I really don't need that much of it.
Design flaw? I think so.
Humans are adaptable, hair, it grows.
I'm thinking - If I move somewhere dusty let the hair grown, otherwise keep it short.
A much cooler idea, give us the control camels have of the nostrils.
Okay so I have owned a Mac for some indiscernible amount of time (purchased in the second half of 2004) and have just discovered the oblong button in the top right hand corner of most applications that removes all the annoying clutter.
Apart from my complete ignorance how amazing is this, to just have the information you are after and not 400 buttons that you will never use - wonderful.
Righto what started out as a rather pleasant waffle about beer is lost, so here is the short version Peroni is very yummy.
How hard is it to write a web browser that doesn't crash as soon as one encounters flash on multiple tabs ?
Could someone please write a web browser than doesn't suck arse.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Well it turns out that the last show isn't the one I was talking about,It was Just a Minute. Still BASTARDS, as it isn't online either.
God I miss good read.
Bastards ! I'm sorry I haven't a clue, isn't online, pah, it took me ages to find the page as well.
Now listening to quote unquote, on which I have heard "History is one bloody thing after another", which is meant to be a paraphrase of Alan Bennett, check
here, you will have to search on "Alan Bennett".
They are talking about teachers and how they should nurture and provide warmth, which I can understand, I had several teachers who were wonderful and positive, while it has been a while I still remember them. I also remember a few of the bastards who were only there I can only surmise to destroy hope before it has a chance to get a hold. Sixth form Physics teachers for instance.
On a more positive note, How amazing is Wikipedia. If you want to know anything, I'm begining to think - look there.
Yes I know it isn't 100%, but err you think the rest of the internet is - and at least at Wikipedia you can contribute. My only downside is that Cayne has said he has had a bad experience with updating errors. I guess as a starting point it is good and also free :D.
Oh my continuum all things British are wonderful, a Salman Rushdie article in the Guardian.
Will that be the race of the year ?
I would like to think that there will be more racing of that caliber, However I think that given the pace MS has shown through the second half of the race, we are almost due for normal transmission.
Jesus I have turned into a Martin parrot, oh well there goes me thinking I had original thought.
I wonder if MS would like the challenge, it has been a while since he has had anyone to threaten him.
Ha Ha the music going into the break on channel ten is Tool sober, go figure, coming out of the break it was US3 Cantaloop - quite different music.
Channel have figured out how to turn a formula 1 race into a 24 hour event, ad breaks - got to love Australia, especially when you cant leave it.
I would be interested to here why they have so many bloody adverts and why the races are not live. For the love of sweet Jesus we will miss and episode of NCIS or some other shite.
Fuckers - The Australian media do take the consumers for granted, treating them with distain, less respect than roaches.
Once again fuckers - give me online coverage of F1, the same as Motogp. Jesus I don't even have that much passion for F1.
Oh dear Aussie post race coverage, with !@#$%!@ #$!@#$! @#$^!@#$ %!@#$@#$ adverts, could I just say it is quart past one. Who the hell is watching apart from me, I mean really ?